temptingsuggestion:

me @ myself: what the fuck happened to you

inkskinned:

me talking about my mental illness in front of my therapist: … i ,,, might have? some sadness… somewhere in me… but it’s? not bad… i’m just whiny… i don’t know i just… never sleep and …
me in front of complete strangers: move greg i have depression and i want the pasta it’s an emergency

nhaingen:

my dying body: please…. feed me a vegetable……..

me: lmao i dont think so you vegan sjw piece of shit

really-funny-posts:

doctor: you have 2 minutes to live

me: ok cool

whatevskies:

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue